I'm lost and stupid without you.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
So many bounce houses so little time
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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