I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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