why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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