Me too!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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