yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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