It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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