Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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