one two three fourrrrnication!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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