wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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