Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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