WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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