To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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