I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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