This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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