My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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