so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Randomize
