i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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