I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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