cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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