I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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