i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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