He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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