I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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