So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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