Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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