I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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