Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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