3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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