your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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