I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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