I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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