apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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