Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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