So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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