But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ugly people sure do ruin things
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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