? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
sarcasm needs its own font
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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