Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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