Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My vagina is very pro this idea
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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