if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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