Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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