Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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