Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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