things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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