I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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