She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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