Are we in a gay sports bar?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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