literally had 100 drinks last night.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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