I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
