i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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