jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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