I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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