Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.