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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (310): View more from California

  we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??

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