Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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