What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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