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• (646): View more from New York

  Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.

  (407): View more from Florida

  Its part of my fall instant classic line.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.

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