The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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