im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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