So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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