do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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