You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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