whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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