If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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