I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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