I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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