dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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